Eminem - Rap God Lyrics

[ar: Eminem]
[ti: Rap God]
[al: Rap God - Single]
[by: MyraRe]
[offset: 500]
[length: 06:04]

[00:01.61]Look, I was gonna go easy on you and not to hurt your feelings
[00:05.10]But I'm only going to get this one chance
[00:09.09]Something's wrong, I can feel it (Six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
[00:12.53]Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen, but I don't know what
[00:18.14]If that means, what I think it means, we're in trouble – big trouble – and if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
[00:24.83]You were just what the doctor ordered
[00:26.32]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[00:29.51]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[00:32.62]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
[00:35.68]They said I rap like a robot, so call me Rapbot
[00:38.25]But for me to rap like a computer must be in my genes
[00:40.67]I got a laptop in my back pocket
[00:42.37]My pen'll go off when I half-cock it
[00:43.91]Got a fat knot from that rap profit
[00:45.54]Made a living and a killing off it
[00:46.86]Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
[00:48.48]With Monica Lewinsky feeling on his nut-sack
[00:50.29]I'm an MC still as honest
[00:51.65]But as rude and indecent as all hell
[00:53.16]Syllables, killaholic (Kill 'em all with)
[00:54.78]This slickety, gibbedy, hibbedy hip hop
[00:56.33]You don't really wanna get into a pissing match with this rappidy rap
[00:58.59]Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, pack backpack rap, yep, yackidy-yac
[01:01.92]And at the exact same time
[01:02.73]I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
[01:04.67]I'll still be able to break a motherfuckin' table
[01:06.41]Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
[01:08.29]Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
[01:11.78]How could I not blow? All I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
[01:14.71]Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a maxipad
[01:17.27]It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
[01:19.02]While I'm masterfully constructing this masterpiece as
[01:21.45]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[01:24.58]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[01:27.64]Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox?
[01:30.88]Let me show you maintaining this shit ain't that hard, that hard
[01:34.43]Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got
[01:37.43]Well, to be truthful the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
[01:40.25]Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
[01:41.68]Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
[01:44.43]MC's get taken to school with this music
[01:46.43]Cause I use it as a vehicle to bust a rhyme
[01:48.30]Now I lead a new school full of students
[01:50.17]Me? I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
[01:53.04]-W.A, Cube, hey, Doc, Ren, Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
[01:56.47]Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
[01:59.47]To meet Run DMC and induct them into the motherfuckin' Rock n'
[02:02.84]Roll Hall of Fame
[02:03.71]Even though I walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
[02:06.08]Only Hall of Fame I be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
[02:09.01]On the wall of shame
[02:10.20]You fags think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
[02:13.51]Off of planking, tell me what in the fuck are you thinking?
[02:16.19]Little gay looking boy
[02:17.31]So gay I can barely say it with a straight face looking boy
[02:19.62]You witnessing a massacre
[02:20.80]Like you watching a church gathering take place looking boy
[02:23.24]Oy vey, that boy's gay, that's all they say looking boy
[02:26.17]You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
[02:27.48]And a way to go from your label everyday looking boy
[02:29.60]Hey, looking boy, what you say looking boy?
[02:30.97]I got a "hell yeah" from Dre looking boy
[02:32.53]I'mma work for everything I have
[02:33.90]Never ask nobody for shit, get outta my face looking boy
[02:36.03]Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
[02:37.46]To keep up with the same pace looking boy
[02:39.21]I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
[02:42.46]All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
[02:45.52]The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar, Nascar
[02:48.70]Dale Earnhardt of the trailer park, the White Trash God
[02:51.26]Kneel before General Zod this planet's Krypton, no Asgard, Asgard
[02:55.19]So you be Thor and I'll be Odin
[02:57.06]You rodent, I'm omnipotent
[02:58.74]Let off then I'm reloading immediately with these bombs I'm totin'
[03:02.05]And I should not be woken
[03:03.67]I'm the walking dead, but I'm just a talking head, a zombie floating
[03:06.86]But I got your mom deep throating
[03:09.10]I'm out my ramen noodle
[03:10.09]We have nothing in common, poodle
[03:11.59]I'm a doberman, pinch yourself in the arm and pay homage, pupil
[03:15.21]It's me, my honesty's brutal
[03:17.58]But it's honestly futile if I don't utilize what I do though
[03:20.39]For good at least once in a while
[03:21.57]So I wanna make sure somewhere in this chicken scratch I scribble and doodle
[03:24.32]Enough rhymes to maybe to try and help get some people through tough times
[03:27.81]But I gotta keep a few punchlines just in case cause even you unsigned
[03:30.81]Rappers are hungry looking at me like it's lunchtime
[03:33.18]I know there was a time where once I
[03:34.68]Was king of the underground, but I still rap like I'm on my Pharoahe Monch grind
[03:38.05]So I crunch rhymes, but sometimes when you combine
[03:40.54]Appeal with the skin color of mine
[03:42.10]You get too big and here they come trying to censor you
[03:44.47]Like that one line I said on "I'm Back" from the Marshall Mathers LP
[03:47.35]One where I tried to say I take seven kids from Columbine
[03:50.41]Put 'em all in a line, add an AK-47, a revolver and a nine
[03:53.97]See if I get away with it now that I ain't as big as I was, but I've Morphed into an immortal coming through the portal
[03:59.58]You're stuck in a timewarp from 2004 though
[04:02.14]And I don't know what the fuck that you rhyme for
[04:04.20]You're pointless as Rapunzel with fucking cornrows
[04:06.76]You're like normal, fuck being normal
[04:08.76]And I just bought a new Raygun from the future
[04:10.57]To just come and shoot ya like when Fabolous made Ray J mad
[04:13.06]Cause Fab said he looked like a fag at Maywhether’s pad
[04:14.87]Singin' to a man while they played piano
[04:16.74]Man, oh man, that was a 24/7 special on the cable channel
[04:19.73]So Ray J went straight to the radio station the very next day
[04:22.42]''Hey, Fab, I'mma kill you''
[04:23.66]Lyrics coming at you at supersonic speed, (JJ Fad)
[04:25.90]Uh, sama lamaa duma lamaa you assuming I'm a human
[04:27.77]What I gotta do to get it through to you I'm superhuman
[04:29.46]Innovative and I'm made of rubber
[04:30.45]So that anything you saying ricocheting off of me and it'll glue to you
[04:32.44]I'm never stating, more than never demonstrating
[04:33.94]How to give a motherfuckin' audience a feeling like it's levitating
[04:35.69]Never fading, and I know that the haters are forever waiting
[04:37.32]For the day that they can say I fell off, they'd be celebrating
[04:39.13]Cause I know the way to get 'em motivated
[04:40.56]I make elevating music, you make elevator music
[04:42.68]Oh, he's too mainstream
[04:43.92]Well, that's what they do when they get jealous, they confuse it
[04:46.24]It's not hip hop, it's pop, cause I found a hella way to fuse it
[04:49.05]With rock, shock rap with Doc
[04:50.73]Throw on Lose Yourself and make 'em lose it
[04:52.42]I don't know how to make songs like that
[04:53.92]I don't know what words to use
[04:55.35]Let me know when it occurs to you
[04:56.41]While I’m ripping any one of these verses diverse as you
[04:58.09]It’s curtains, I’m inadvertently hurtin' you
[04:59.91]How many verses I gotta murder to prove
[05:02.16]That if you're half as nice at songs you can sacrifice virgins too
[05:05.53]School flunkie, pill junky
[05:07.40]But look at the accolades the skills brung me
[05:09.71]Full of myself, but still hungry
[05:11.70]I bully myself cause I make me do what I put my mind to
[05:14.63]And I'm a million leagues above you, ill when I speak in tongues
[05:18.44]But it's still tongue in cheek, fuck you
[05:20.06]I'm drunk so Satan take the fucking wheel, I'm asleep in the front seat
[05:23.30]Bumping Heavy D and the Boys, still chunky, but funky
[05:26.86]But in my head there's something I can feel tugging and struggling
[05:29.79]Angels fight with devils, here's what they want from me
[05:33.47]They asking me to eliminate some of the women hate
[05:35.10]But if you take into consideration the bitter hatred that I had
[05:37.16]Then you may be a little patient and more symphatetic to the situation
[05:39.85]And understand the discrimation
[05:42.22]But fuck it, life's handing you lemons, make lemonade then
[05:45.03]But if I can't batter the women how the fuck am I supposed to bake them a cake then?
[05:48.15]Don't mistake it for Satan
[05:49.77]It's a fatal mistake if you think I need to be overseas
[05:51.58]And take a vacation to trip a broad
[05:54.20]And make her fall on her face and don't be a retard
[05:56.63]Be a king? Think not - why be a king when you can be a God?
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