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Lrc ShadyXV by Eminem

[id: apubojsx]
[ar: Eminem]
[ti: ShadyXV]
[al: SHADYXV]
[length: 05:02]

[00:04.96] I'm liable to start a violent spark with a silent thought
[00:07.66] I disgust you like dialogue from The Shop to The Wired Frog
[00:10.23] Night club, shit, I was taught if you see these on fire
[00:12.44] You had to put it out yourself like Highland Park, no fire department
[00:15.44] So you might not hear sirens at all
[00:17.12] But don't be alarmed if I sound off
[00:18.87] Something just ain't right with me, dawg
[00:20.58] A martyr on a private charter, whose life could be harder
[00:22.60] Widely regarded, highly, bite me, sweetheart, I'm slightly retarded
[00:25.64] But tonight I'm starting shit, I'm feeling self righteous
[00:28.00] I might just hop in a mosh pit on some Mike Tyson and Pac shit
[00:30.67] Looking to box with anybody, disorderly conduct
[00:33.26] I'll fuck around and snort a key and pick a fight with a locksmith
[00:35.77] Fan of the LOX, bananas, manic, I'm going in shock
[00:38.27] Frantic, I'm trapped in a closet
[00:39.64] Panic attack cause I'm claustrophobic
[00:41.10] No, faggot, I mean I can't maneuver from movement
[00:43.03] 'Cause I have no room for improvement
[00:44.50] I'm practically squashed, unpacked it and boxed it
[00:46.82] Toxic, hands are arsenic, flammable bars, examine the content
[00:50.13] Bar exam, start of insanity
[00:51.64] Charles Hamilton slash Manson and Bronson
[00:54.14] Animal snarls, cannibal jaws
[00:55.61] Shark mandibles, lambs that'll slaughter
[00:57.46] Looking scamp as Hannibal stalking
[00:59.08] Anthony Hopkins with his hands in his pockets
[01:03.06] Black out, Zach Galifianakis, gallons of Vodka
[01:05.69] But that gal has some knockers
[01:06.87] I bet you they ring a bell when I come back and I'm conscious
[01:09.85] What happened, doc? I passed out again
[01:11.18] Alcohol's making me break into vacant's naked
[01:13.24] Stole a Magnum box and bag Cirocs in back of a Datsun
[01:15.72] Fell asleep watching Fear Factor and Scare Tactics
[01:17.72] Too close to the StairMaster
[01:19.29] Poked a hole in the air mattress and popped it
[01:21.47] Woke up shortly thereafter, hungover
[01:23.24] No underwear, grasping a Bayer Aspirin and dropped it
[01:25.76] Air Max in my closet, preposterous Nikes made out of ostrich
[01:28.85] And the cross stitching is a cross mixing
[01:30.54] Of a rhinoceros, possum skin, giraffe and a dolphin
[01:32.60] Fin Dockers, OshKoshes, drop crotches
[01:35.66] Swatch watches and sneakers matches with the Parkers
[01:37.81] But it's like being overstaffed at a boxing gym
[01:39.97] With all these trainers, but I don't have any boxers
[01:42.23] And I'm standing here naked, hangover, still wasted
[01:44.78] Like paper you write raps on, obnoxious
[01:46.71] Yo, why does it always sound like I'm grabbing my nostrils?
[01:49.84] Fuck that, I'll battle 'em all, I'll battle a mall
[01:52.72] I'll stand there and yell that at a wall
[01:54.71] Until the mannequin doll scatter the inanimate objects
[01:57.36] That I'm battering all shatter and fall
[01:59.16] 'Cause I hear the track and I'm starting to get fucking amped
[02:01.25] I'mma spark plug, I'm like the car with the cables hooked up to my fucking back,
[02:04.11] I'm a Duracell
[02:04.87] But I sure as hell got it backwards cause y'all could get jumped
[02:07.12] And I'd catch the battery charge, but
[02:09.59] I got a hunch like your back when it's arching
[02:10.93] When I start attacking your squadron
[02:12.43] You'll feel like MasterCard when I'm charging
[02:14.17] So take a swipe at me, I'm coming straight at you
[02:15.99] Like Clay Matthews from the Green Bay Packers
[02:17.80] So get the sack of Wisconsin
[02:19.41] That's nutbag that I'm talking, who am I kidding?
[02:21.52] You faggots are all gonna do my bidding
[02:23.02] Don't get dragged to the auction
[02:24.60] Neiman Marcus, bags of Vuitton and all
[02:26.59] I'll push a bitch into oncoming traffic, just watch this
[02:29.16] Stretched, tinted, black sedan my ass
[02:30.76] See how mad you act when I drop you off at Saks Fifth Ave
[02:32.94] In a fucking taxi cab to go shopping
[02:34.71] Affable guy next door is laughable
[02:36.47] My next whore's gonna have mechanical arms
[02:38.21] That'll jack me off with a lotion dispenser with a motion sensor
[02:41.02] No emotion hence I guess this sick prick dies hard
[02:43.35] I got a Magic Johnson
[02:44.74] It's like a magic wand allows me to not let a blonde arouse me
[02:47.71] If Ronda Rousey was on the couch with the condoms out
[02:50.05] Holding a thousand Magnums at once to pounce me
[02:52.18] I'll laugh in response to how she dances and flaunts it around me
[02:54.23] Her flat little badonkadonk is bouncing around
[02:56.46] And all I see is Paulie Malign now, she's slaughterhouse in a blouse
[02:58.85] And Madonna with mud on her, God dammit I am misogynist
[03:01.69] I slap Linda Ronstadt with a lobster, throw her off a balcony
[03:04.82] Just so happens she's fond of algae
[03:06.86] 'Cause now she's faceplants on the concrete
[03:08.47] Complete lack of responsibility
[03:10.15] Half you assholes ain't strong enough to pick up a spirit
[03:12.96] Shit, you fags couldn't shoplift at a thrift shop
[03:15.20] But I let the track lift 'em up, boost the energy
[03:17.27] Klepto, I'm back to rip shop up, but my thing is this now
[03:20.03] Five-finger discount
[03:21.40] Been rapping so long I've been killing this shit, it's easy
[03:24.17] Kidnapping your mom cause I'm still in this bitch, thievery
[03:26.65] Ransom for JonBenét Ramsey, Chandra Levy, and Gary Condit
[03:30.02] ("Em") Paul was scared that if I went back to the blonde
[03:31.90] I might relapse, get on some bullshit
[03:33.65] Perhaps I'll launch some cracker taunts at Action Bronson
[03:35.81] Macklemore, Mac Miller and Asher Roth
[03:37.67] And have some back and forths
[03:38.81] And record a wack response to Kendrick Lamar's "Control" verse
[03:41.66] And perform Fack in concert (hands up, hands up)
[03:45.68] You're I put that shit on a greatest hits album
[03:47.99] Now that was awesome
[03:49.07] It takes some massive balls to do some shit like that
[03:51.60] Sometimes I have to ponder why people are like
[03:53.63] (I'll stick around)
[03:55.11] And put up with my crap so long for
[03:56.61] What's the attraction, mama?
[03:57.98] Is it the fact that I'm a walking, talking, actual quadruple entendre
[04:01.90] Or the pointy nose that's pointing at you, mama?
[04:04.35] Who knows at this point, it's always poking so meh
[04:06.45] Still get along with this voice cause that's the monster
[04:08.65] So do-si-do with a sociopath, everyone who knows me knows that
[04:11.95] What they don't know is the fact Rihanna calls me Pinocchio, meh
[04:15.08] She loves the way I lie
[04:15.92] Sits on my face and waits for my nose to grow
[04:17.92] Pathological liar, oh, why am I such an asshole
[04:22.03] That my disguise is pants, but they on fire
[04:24.78] So am I-a, wooh, Cappadonna, cut the track off
[04:29.23] Sabotage Christmas, crap in your stocking
[04:31.10] I'm wrapping up all the presents
[04:32.52] In fucking camouflage so you can't even find 'em
[04:34.53] Jack Santa Claus, snap Rudolph's antlers off
[04:36.89] Wrap his schnoz in gauze bandage and blind him
[04:38.87] Blowing the head gasket at Bed, Bath and Beyond
[04:41.15] Put the basket back all the bath salt packets are gone, I
[04:43.79] Know you really tired of me sampling Billy Squier
[04:45.93] But classic rock acid rap is the genre
[04:48.07] Got Slash on guitar, splash of Bizarre, Thrasher and Aerosmith
[04:50.96] And I'm a spectacular archer, feed count Dracula Chocula
[04:54.25] Godzilla, half dragon and Bob Dylan
[04:56.13] Bandwagoners, I'm kicking the damn stragglers off and I'm strangling 'em
[04:59.85] Smack Kim Basinger on a ass
[05:00.94]

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