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Bloodhound Gang, The - I Wish I Was Queer So I Could Get Chicks(Lounge Version) Lyrics
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[00:01.97]My friend Jerry Vandergrift kissed me in Home Ec. class
[00:09.25]Later in the afternoon some jarheads in the locker room kicked my ass
[00:18.15]I said guys I'm like you I like Monster Trucks too
[00:22.24]Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
[00:26.98]I just wish I was queer so I could get
[00:30.09][01:50.12][03:39.57][03:47.90][03:56.29]Chicks dig guys that are
[00:34.38][01:54.53][03:43.73][03:52.00][04:00.28]Queer guys that don't dig
[00:38.55][01:58.69][04:04.63]Chicks that don't dig guys like me
[00:43.28][02:03.29][04:09.30][04:26.09][04:43.33]See I'm not queer I'm too ugly
[00:47.88]But if I were handsome just imagine how great it would be
[00:54.96]Incognito as gay though but not actually that way though pseudo homo phony
[01:03.74]Maybe it's a stupid theory or maybe just stupidity
[01:08.34]But if I was a queerbee in the fashion industry
[01:13.19]Scoring with a super model would be easy
[01:20.10]Cause 'super model' means voluptuous but is also is synonymous with 'super dumb'
[01:28.44]Ya see I'd be a good listener so she'd treat me like a sister and soon I'd become
[01:37.77]That trusted friend that cares that rubs her back and braids her hair
[01:41.93]No it wouldn't be a week before I'm in her underwear
[01:46.54][03:36.27]I wish I was queer so I could get
[02:07.58]Doesn't matter what I'm packin' in my denim it's what's in my genes
[02:14.93]The only smoked meat the only sausage I would eat is made by Jimmy Dean
[02:23.76]See I'm not to keen on the smell of Vaseline
[02:28.49]No I'm not Princess Di and I don't wanna be a queen
[02:33.15]I wish I was queer so I could get chicks
[03:10.70]Anyway if I were gay I'd have to change my name to Dirk or Lewis
[03:18.22]Hang out with my mom's hair stylist his name is Kip he's got a lisp he talks like this
[03:27.43]And wear my mother's lingerie learn the songs of Broadway
[03:31.60]And appreciate Depeche Mode and avant garde ballet
[04:16.26][04:33.50]And I don't shave my heiny
[04:21.43][04:38.73]Don't shave my heiny